Spammers Travel Agency

was hoping Willy would give us a lowdown of Jamaica

I'd like to go to either China or Japan. I don't like fish though and that is all they eat in Japan (apart from rice), and I'd be afraid of never being seen again if I went to China. Mandarin will probably be a useful language to know in the future though.

I've got lots to fill in here...Turkey malta, dubai, malaysia...not sure how far i got with spain

I went to Ireland in Feb for a few days. It was just like England but with more Irish people and crappy Euros.

DodgyGambit wrote:was hoping Willy would give us a lowdown of Jamaica

Will do when I can bring myself to talk about it. People have asked me how it was and I just say "good, thanks", because I can't handle talking about it just yet. Seriously, being back here is the most depressing time I've ever had. Once I've booked my next visit I'll share some more with y'all, which won't be that long off.

Willy wrote:

DodgyGambit wrote:was hoping Willy would give us a lowdown of Jamaica

Will do when I can bring myself to talk about it. People have asked me how it was and I just say "good, thanks", because I can't handle talking about it just yet. Seriously, being back here is the most depressing time I've ever had. Once I've booked my next visit I'll share some more with y'all, which won't be that long off.

NO WE WANNA KNOW NOW!!!
While the honeyz are still fresh on your mind

DodgyGambit wrote:

Willy wrote:

DodgyGambit wrote:was hoping Willy would give us a lowdown of Jamaica

Will do when I can bring myself to talk about it. People have asked me how it was and I just say "good, thanks", because I can't handle talking about it just yet. Seriously, being back here is the most depressing time I've ever had. Once I've booked my next visit I'll share some more with y'all, which won't be that long off.

NO WE WANNA KNOW NOW!!!
While the guyz are still fresh on your mind

Speak for yourself Dodge!

Going on a 2-centre trip to Chicago and Calgary in a couple of weeks, never been to either, anyone been? Would appreciate any 'gen' on either?

Thanks.

Rover the Sea wrote:Going on a 2-centre trip to Chicago and Calgary in a couple of weeks, never been to either, anyone been? Would appreciate any 'gen' on either?

Thanks.

Sorry Sea, never been to either but Chicago's windy and the crucified jesus in Calgary. Or was it Calvary?

Wind ain't a problem. Jesus?? Did he play for the Calgary Flame, or something?

Nothing mythical about Calgary, I hope, I got a hot date there!

Moose?

Rover the Sea wrote:Wind ain't a problem. Jesus?? Did he play for the Calgary Flame, or something?

Nothing mythical about Calgary, I hope, I got a hot date there!

Have a great trip, I didn't know you were a moose fucker.

arover wrote:Have a great trip, I didn't know you were a moose fucker.

Well, I'm not (yet) would admit to the occasional pig or monkey in my youth but meese are a new development!!! I met this particular moose on a work trip to Texas a while back, so I hope it hasn't grown antlers in the interim? And anyway if this feckin' ash cloud doesn't feck off the 'Spammers Travel Agency' will be doomed!!!

Rover the Sea wrote:

arover wrote:Have a great trip, I didn't know you were a moose fucker.

Well, I'm not (yet) would admit to the occasional pig or monkey in my youth but meese are a new development!!! I met this particular moose on a work trip to Texas a while back, so I hope it hasn't grown antlers in the interim? And anyway if this feckin' ash cloud doesn't feck off the 'Spammers Travel Agency' will be doomed!!!

Fingers crossed for the ash.

The reason I asked was I saw this deadpan Canadian comic in England a couple of years ago and after sauntering on he said " I didn't realise I was a moose fucker until I moved over here."

Loved it as an opening line.

Stewart Francis?

Proof that I stood on "The Ledge" at the top of the Sear's Tower in Chicago...

Such a cool city...

In Europe I have been to France, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Tenerife, Greece, Switzerland and Turkey varying number of times.

Done a lot of travelling in USA, 3 road trips all around California, Grand Canyon and Las Vegas, also been to Philladelphia and New York.

Been to Hong Kong and Singapore

Travelled in Australia twice been to every state there except NT

I'm not going to explain all my holidays as there is too much to explain, if anyone wants any info on anywhere I have been then just ask.

Biggest recommendation would be fly drive trip in USA, done it 3 times with mates and is the best fucking time ever. Start in San Francisco, spend a few days down the coast, get to LA, again down the coast to San Diego then go out to Grand Canyon then drive over the Hoover Dam to Vegas, go mental, fly home.

Going to Portugal in August for 10 days

Japan is next on the list just waiting for people to want to go.

Need to get myself more round Europe, Asia and to South America.

im planning to go to Chile next

I'm currently in Edinburgh (which is full of weirdos seeing as the Fringe is on). We went to see the Tattoo which was pretty good, but I suppose anything is good when you've been wandering around Edinburgh for 10 hours.

The nearby Tesco refused to sell my sister's boyfriend (25) a bottle of wine because my sister (21) didn't have her ID with her, even though she was just stood with him and it was nothing to do with her. My brother (26) then went back in while we went back to the car and they refused him because he was with our party.

FAIL

Rob got a tattoo?

rob_of_the_robots wrote:The nearby Tesco refused to sell my sister's boyfriend (25) a bottle of wine because my sister (21) didn't have her ID with her, even though she was just stood with him and it was nothing to do with her. My brother (26) then went back in while we went back to the car and they refused him because he was with our party.

I thought the whole point of Scotland was that everyone is pissed all the time regardless of age?

Scotland had lots of nice, local beers right up North of Aberdeen moving up close to Elgin

RTM08 wrote:I thought the whole point of Scotland was that everyone is pissed all the time regardless of age?

Exactly what I was thinking too.