Do you have a horse??

OldhamRover wrote:Well your rant about wanting to puke in people's throats suggested otherwise.

Not at all. In my head I was laughing uncontrollably as I did the puking.

You're right, fuck it, there's nothing we can do to change anything on this planet so why try. Besides, look what the Catholic Church does to those outspoken people who dare to challenge them.

Tell you what though, that white smoke trick they do makes their elections much more interesting than anything Westminster can give.

Willy wrote:

OldhamRover wrote:Well your rant about wanting to puke in people's throats suggested otherwise.

Not at all. In my head I was laughing uncontrollably as I did the puking.

That's not being calm then, is it?

It's calm if you're me. Now stop being an argumentative twat just because you're bored. Sex is always a good distraction but making sarcastic comments on football forums is much, much less productive. Especially if you intend to make a creampie.

I'm not feeling very pro-creationist here, and I'm not being argumentative, I'm being right.

Well, I find you being right even more irritating than Joe being right-wing.

That only increases my suspicions that I'm right because people always hate those who are right about things. How many innovators have been ridiculed for their ideas?

Yeah, that's why people hate Joey Barton; because he was right to put the cigar in the kid's eye and he was right to break the man's jaw.

OldhamRover wrote:The Book of Revelation isn't a Mayan text though, and that is specifically what you were discussing. That particular text was written to foretell the end of the age (not the world), and to show the presence of God despite the challenges that were being faced by many people around the time it was written (c.100 AD). So really putting that together with a Mayan prediction of the apocalypse is mixing and matching.

The Mayan calander will finish its current cycle on 21/12/2012, this can be interpreted in many ways, whether that be the end of the world, the end of an age, the end of an era, the end of Quincy re-runs, which ever way you want to see it, so you see, they aint so dissimilar, so no mixing and matching!!!

Which ever it is, I will be on the back of a Red Horse with a sword in my hand, going by the name War and looking gooood!

Maybe Barton was right, neither of us know every detail of any of the controversial events in his colourful life.

StLedge, if you're going to ride around on a red horse then I only have one piece of advice; use a saddle or invest in lessons, because if you don't then you're in for a world of pain.

That sounds like a guy who's experienced crushed testicles from sitting on animals. Horses are meant to be eaten, not ridden. Now, I'm off to Paris for a very rare fillet.

We'll just leave it at the warning of a risk of testicular torsion and say no more about it.

OldhamRover wrote:We'll just leave it at the warning of a risk of testicular torsion and say no more about it.

I appreciate your advice Oldham, I really do, but my horse is so soft, in fact I regularly go bare back, if you know what I mean...

I'm worried that the conversation may have taken a less innocent turn.

OldhamRover wrote:I'm worried that the conversation may have taken a less innocent turn.

Not from me!!

Sledge, you should ride my pink pony. It's really comfortable.

anyone know where I can stable my horse? it keeps treading mud into my house.

Diamond Dust wrote:Sledge, you should ride my pink pony. It's really comfortable.

Now if thats not taking a less innocent turn, I dont know what is

You're over thinking this Sledgy.

Diamond Dust wrote:You're over thinking this Sledgy.

But you said.....and it seemed that........and I thought.........


Do you really have a pink pony?

Yes. Will you marry me?

I will.

Thanks Willy. I knew I could count on you.

Always. I'm covered in numbers, after all.

Like an abacus for the new millennium.